標題: 三個英語小笑話 [打印本頁] 作者: bbh001 時間: 2014-11-5 08:24 標題: 三個英語小笑話 （1）
A man is talking to God.
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it''s about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it''s a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
（2）
Teacher: Today, we''re going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.
（3）
A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.
He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"
The other drunk man answers, "I don''t know. I''m a stranger here myself."作者: 金玉瞳 時間: 2014-11-5 08:58
太深奧了作者: 金玉瞳 時間: 2014-11-5 08:59
一個都不認識作者: 西洋孤品 時間: 2014-11-6 06:45 作者: 西洋孤品 時間: 2014-11-6 06:46
