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（1）
A man is talking to God.
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it''s about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it''s a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
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Teacher: Today, we''re going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.
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A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.
He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"
The other drunk man answers, "I don''t know. I''m a stranger here myself." |
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發表于 2014-11-5 08:24:12
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